Apr 10 2011

Zion I & The Grouch—I Used to Be Vegan Lyrics

Zion I & The Grouch “I Used to Be Vegan”

With genetically modified plants (GMOs) being grown by farmers now days, that produce insecticides in themselves and have not been properly tested for human consumption. You can no longer avoid chemicals and hormones by being a vegan.

Check out this satirical song by Zion I & The Grouch on this subject.

Zion I & The Grouch—I Used to Be Vegan Lyrics

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GROUCH)
I USED TO BE VEGAN, NOW I’M EATEN’ MEAT AGAIN
NO HORMONES IN IT, NO PUBERTY AGAIN
THROUGH WITH DEFINING TITLES, I’M LIABLE
TO SWITCH UP, MINOR HICCUP, I’M SICK OF STICKIN’ TO BIBLES
BLUEBERRY, POM, GOJI, ACAI, DRINKS
DOT THEY GIVE YOU ENERGY? OR JUST MAKE YOUR PEE STINK BOY?
YOU COULD BE UNHEALTHY OFF OF SOY
IF IT’S GMO’D OUT OR FRIED TO ENJOY
EATEN’ GOOD’S A LIFESTYLE BABY
IF YOU THINK I AIN’T INTO LIVIN’ IT YA’ CRAZY
GOT MY GLASS WATER BOTTLE, PLASTIC LEACHES
MY COCONUT STACK AND I’M BACK TO THE BEACHES
YOGA ON MONDAYS, MASSAGE IS GOOD HEALIN’
CAUSE IT’S MIND BODY SOUL, YOU FEEL ME?
AIN’T BEEN TO MICKEY DEEZ SINCE CALVIN WAS ON FRIES
DON’T BELIEVE WHAT THE FDA SAYS THEY LIE

(CHORUS)
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
BUT I FELT LIGHTHEADED AND I ALMOST REGRET IT
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
ONCE WAS UNHEALTHY, NOW I’M BREATHING’
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
ONCE WAS A SKATER, NEVER BEEN A HATER
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
BUT YOU CAN’T BE A FOODIE IF YOU ONLY DRINK SMOOTHIES

(ZUMBI)
I USED TO BE VEGAN
BUT I MISSED MOZZARELLA
MY DIET REAL STRANGE BUT I’M A REAL HEALTHY FELLA
NO SWINE ON MY MIND I HEARD THAT’LL KILL YA
CAUSE FOODS ALTERS MOODS
I HAD TO STOP EATING JELLO
YELLOW NUMBER 5 NUMBER 6
THEY PRESERVATIVES
I EVEN CUT BEEF RED MEAT MADE ME MURDEROUS
TOO CONSERVATIVE LIVING OFF HERBS
FRUITS- VEGETABLES I LEARNED ROOTS
CAYENNE-GINGER-A SIDESHOT OF GARLIC
WALKING ROUND TOWN BREATH SMELLING LIKE A TOILET
HE SAID HE VEGETARIAN BUT NOW HE’S
EATING CHILI-
WITH A HOT LINK SAUSAGE?
C’MAWN HOMEY REALLY?
NOT SAYING THAT I’M PERFECT,
BUT I KNOW YOU AIN’T NO VEGGIE
REFLECTING IN MY MIND ON WHY
THEM RIBS MADE ME HEAVY-
HORMONES CLONES
THE CHICKEN’S ALL WRONG-
BUT THAT BUFFALO AND RANCH
GOT THEM WINGS GOING ON-
DAMN

(CHORUS)
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
I ONCE WAS A PIZZA DELIVERY BOY EVEN
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
INTERVIEWED WITH PETA, SORRY TO MISLEAD YA
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
ONCE WAS AN ALCOHOLC, NOW I’M A DOPE MC
I USED TO BE, USED TO BE, USED TO BE VEGAN
I’M STUCK ON BEING FREE AND THAT TITLE IS NOT ME