Aug 30 2011

Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon Vs Bill O’Reilly—Music Video & Lyrics

Nice Peter, Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon Vs Bill O’Reilly

This is not the normal type of for this site, but I felt that we need some humor once in a while.

This song is by Nice Peter, it is a comedy that asks the question, “What would happen if John Lennon had a rap battle with Bill O’ Reilly?”

Enjoy this video.

Nice Peter, Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon Vs Bill O’Reilly

Epic Rap Battles of History - Bill O'reilly Vs John Lennon

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Help
you’re making my ears bleed
you need a muzzle

why are you pissed off all the time
didn’t your mum give you a cuddle?

you’re the type of guy who could
of a heart attack just in the shower

you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke weed for an hour

every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me
and your face looks like a sh*t I took
high on LSD

I’m John Lennon, I’m a legend
I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George paid
you to suck his d*ck.

You F*cking long hair,
living in your yellow submarine
well you’re about to get sunk
by the right wing political machine

stop your presses Lennon,
you call me MR. Bill O’Reilly

When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly

you’re weak, between you and me
there’ no comparison

I’ll beat you so bad you’ll weep gently
like George Harrison

you’re Paul McCartney’s b*tch,
with less talent than Ringo

and I’d rather suck ’s d*ck,
than Yoko Ono’s

Well you can’t buy me love,
but I’ll kick your *ss for free
I’ll take Maxwell’s silver hammer,
and give you a lobotomy

I’m tired of how you scheme to stir
the people up,
why don’t you just take a vacation
and SHUT the F*CK UP?

Because I’m evil,
heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
ten thousand dollar shoes I use
to stomp out a Beatle.

Don’t tell me to shut the f*ck up,
that’s how I survive, now here’s Sting,
what?
F*ck it, we’ll do it live!

written by NicePeter and Lloyd Ahquist







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