Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon Vs Bill O’Reilly—Music Video & Lyrics
Nice Peter, Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon Vs Bill O’Reilly
This is not the normal type of video for this site, but I felt that we need some humor once in a while.
This song is by Nice Peter, it is a comedy that asks the question, “What would happen if John Lennon had a rap battle with Bill O’ Reilly?”
Enjoy this video.
Nice Peter, Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon Vs Bill O’Reilly Lyrics
you’re making my ears bleed
you need a muzzle
why are you pissed off all the time
didn’t your mum give you a cuddle?
you’re the type of guy who could die
of a heart attack just in the shower
you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke weed for an hour
every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me
and your face looks like a sh*t I took
high on LSD
I’m John Lennon, I’m a legend
I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid
you to suck his d*ck.
You F*cking long hair,
living in your yellow submarine
well you’re about to get sunk
by the right wing political machine
stop your presses Lennon,
you call me MR. Bill O’Reilly
When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly
you’re weak, between you and me
there’ no comparison
I’ll beat you so bad you’ll weep gently
like George Harrison
you’re Paul McCartney’s b*tch,
with less talent than Ringo
and I’d rather suck George Bush’s d*ck,
than Yoko Ono’s
Well you can’t buy me love,
but I’ll kick your *ss for free
I’ll take Maxwell’s silver hammer,
and give you a lobotomy
I’m tired of how you scheme to stir
the people up,
why don’t you just take a vacation
and SHUT the F*CK UP?
Because I’m evil,
heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
ten thousand dollar shoes I use
to stomp out a Beatle.
Don’t tell me to shut the f*ck up,
that’s how I survive, now here’s Sting,
F*ck it, we’ll do it live!
written by NicePeter and Lloyd Ahquist